Showers, Escalators and Airport Toilets Oh My!

(Guest post by Camilla Downs –  Camilla blogs at CamillaDowns.com)

In July 2011 Lillian and I attended the Chromosome 18 Conference in Indianapolis, Indiana and thought I’d share some of our adventures with y’all!

We had an absolutely beautiful and fun time on our trip together.  Airports are a challenge for us as Lillian has worries and fears and depth perception and balance issues.  So we aren’t going anywhere fast when we are in an airport.  That Mama you see with a frightened looking 9 year old that has a death grip onto said Mama’s arm, hand or any body part she can grab a hold of {sometimes painfully} . . . that’s us!!  Lillian did a fantastic job going through security here in Reno.  It wasn’t crowded and we didn’t feel rushed.  Heck, she even had a ball when she beeped going through the scanner and Mama had to be searched and patted down.  Mama was just so darn happy to get the privilege of having a little ole body massage that early in the morning and at the airport . . . who woulda thought.  My only complaint is that the pat down {aka body massage} didn’t last nearly long enough!

It completely escaped my thought process when reserving our hotel room to ensure the room had a bathtub.  Showers are a “not happening” zone for Lillian.  Ain’t no way she’s getting into a shower!!  I was pretty pooped after finally making it to Indy and we actually had a VERY fabulous corner room with an awesome view . . . I did not want to mess with changing our room.  So, let’s just say that’s the longest Ms. Lillian Darnell has gone without having a bath!!  She did go swimming while she was there and I wiped her down with a wash cloth . . . in my world that’s darn good nuff!!

Our Chromosome 18 events were on the 2nd and 3rd floors.  There were escalators between the 1st, 2nd and 3rd floors.  Another “not happening” zone with this little lady.  I don’t know how many of you have attended conferences in big hotels; but one thing is for sure . . . the elevators move slow as molasses {especially at this one due to one elevator being serviced the entire time}!  I could not talk Lillian into getting on that big bad scary moving stairway thingy just for one little ole floor.  So, off we went to wait for the elevators to ride for one floor move.  I know, I know, you’re thinking why didn’t ya just use the stairs.  Some stairs are okay with Lillian . . . just a few stairs . . . that’s okay.  Stairs inside of a building or even outside like a library are okay.  But, definitely not those industrial stairwells inside of big buildings, you know, the kind that echo and seem to go on forever.

What long trip with our kids with special needs would be complete without mentioning airport toilets?  These have got to be one of the scariest inventions EVER for some of our kids! Hahahaha! Thanks to another awesome, beautiful and wisdom filled Chromosome 18 Mama, we have conquered those darn scary thrones of airport-dom! A few years ago at one of our conferences Shelley Hunt, Mom to Becky and Sarah Hunt, shared with us that she always had post notes in her purse.  She used said post it notes to cover those annoying little sensors so the toilets would not flush unexpectedly.  Lillian felt the need to use the bathroom while we were waiting at the Dallas airport for our connecting flight back to Reno.  We got in the bathroom and she started saying never mind, I don’t need to go. My mind sprung into action . . . “What was that little trick Shelley shared? Oh yes, post it notes.  Oh Lord, do I have any?”.  So I began to search our bag and my purse for one of those magical post it notes.  I finally found one, and only one, marking a page in the book I was reading.  I had just discovered a treasure!!  So Ms. Lillian used that darn airport toilet and we left that bathroom with our heads held high knowing we had conquered that scary flushing white throne!

Showers, escalators and airport toilets . . . oh yes . . . quit the adventure! Seriously, I think y’all can tell I like to have a sense of humor about all this jazz.  That’s me . . . that’s the way I process, I choose to see the humor cause I just don’t care for the alternative.  What do y’all think?

“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.” -Hugh Sidey

If you’d like to see more pictures of our Chromosome 18 Conference adventures go here y’all!

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One thought on “Showers, Escalators and Airport Toilets Oh My!

  1. Haha, that was great! Good for you for finding the humor in all your hard situations! It would serve a lot of special needs moms to gain a sense of humor in the journey, because really you might go crazy without it!